Are you getting old?

 If you doze off after one glass of wine – you’re getting old...

A recent insurance industry survey asked 50 to 60 year olds to list their symptoms of “old age.” Here are the top 10:

10. Losing your hair

9. Hating noisy bars

8. Not knowing any current hit songs

7. Thinking teachers, cops and doctors look too young

6. Hairy ears, nose, face or eyebrows

5. Struggling to use technology

4. Forgetting people’s names

3. Feeling stiff when you stand up

2. Groaning when you bend down

1. Falling asleep in front of the TV

If you’re under 50 and can still relate to the list – you’re not alone. 33% of participants in the same survey pled guilty to at least part of the list - and to feeling over the hill at the ripe old age of 29.