Did you know mosquitoes have a favorite color?

If you love mosquitoes – wear something blue. 

Mosquitoes prefer victims dressed in dark colors, and blue is their favorite. If that clothing is wet, you’ll be extra attractive. They also like people who don’t take a shower, you’re much easier to find that way. If they’re still not biting you, run around and wave your arms. Anything moving is attractive to a mosquito from a distance. 

If you’re still feeling rejected, have a beer. Beer drinkers tend to rack up the most mosquito bites at an outdoor gathering. If running around in wet blue clothes while drinking beer doesn’t work, consider yourself unattractive.