Are you suffering from vacation envy? There’s a cure for that...

If you’re tired of seeing and hearing about everyone else’s fabulous vacations, you may need one of your own. 

Consider taking this virtual trip to cure your vacation envy:

• Pack your suitcase and be sure to leave out the most important thing.

• Drive to the airport and pretend you’re waiting for your delayed flight. Make sure to sit near crying children.

• Take public transportation home and pretend your house is a hotel. Turn off the air conditioning and call housekeeping. Then just wait.

• Before you go to bed, sprinkle some sand on your sheets. This is more effective if you get a nasty sunburn first.

• When you shower, keep the pressure low. And be sure to use travel size shampoo. You can forget the deodorant.

• Hungry? Walk or take a cab to the most expensive restaurant in town. Don’t drink the water - order some fancy drinks. 

• Every hour, light a $20 bill on fire and watch it burn.

• Don’t forget the souvenirs. Just be sure to buy something you’ll never use again.

• You’ll need a ride back to the airport now. Throw a few more twenties out the window on your way.  Put your suitcase on the baggage carousel and wait for it to go around few times.

• Once you get back home, wash everything in your suitcase.

Don’t forget to post lots of pictures of your adventure and share the vacation envy.